The Meaning of Human Existence

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“O great philosopher, what is the meaning and purpose of human existence?”

“To clean up baby poop.”

“Um…say again?”

“To ensure the health and survival of the next generation. To build a clean and good future. To clean up baby poop. So much baby poop.”

“I must admit, I was … looking for something a bit loftier.”

“Pooooooop.”

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